Derek "What was the worst job you ever had Clive?".

Clive "It was having to remove Director General Mark Thompson from Mail Editor Paul Dacre's arse Derek".

Derek "Really Clive? I wouldn't have wanted to do that".

Clive "Quite right Derek; I resigned when I found a load of other people up there too, like Gordon Fucking Brown, the rentaquote Prime Minister".

Derek "Awful Clive. Who else?".

Clive "Well I quit when I went in really deep and discovered the decaying corpse of Adolph Hitler"...

One person's humour is another person's circulation figure...

For those who never heard Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, great comics in the tradition of British comedy like Fawlty Towers...