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It's Dickins with an I, Ken; not like my great hero of Dorrit fame.
As for John, I suspect he'd be shunted sideways to a position worthy of his loyalty, humour and inabilities;
If there's a grain of truth in this (and all my spies tell me there isn't and it's Rob's wishful thinking) the sad reality is - the majors are dead dinosaurs anyway.