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#37941
If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 7 Months ago  
I only say this because, to my surprise, your IP number was in Newcastle...

I think you're right not to take the gig just yet, until ownership is established, but you'll be terrific when you do!
 
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#37950
Denise

Re:If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 7 Months ago  
If things go wrong it's a sure way to slump from hero to zero.
 
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#37958
Re:If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 6 Months ago  
Though it's hardly surprising that someone using Shearer's name on a forum would be from Newcastle!
 
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#37970
Re:If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 6 Months ago  
erm, you can't actaully tell the location of any end user from an ip address...

they're nothing like postcodes.
 
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#37971
Re:If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 6 Months ago  
We have the most amazing facilities Pete! (might you be near Bradford?).
 
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#37972
Re:If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 6 Months ago  
Muswell Hill, North London.

As I said, IP addresses are nothing like postcodes.
 
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#37974
Re:If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 6 Months ago  
Oh well, so he wasn't Alan Shearer... are you one of the Kinks? I think they are the only people I know in Muswell Hill...
 
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#37975
Re:If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 6 Months ago  
lol... no, afraid not. about 25 years too young

Samantha Janus lives just down the road from me though.
 
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#37982
Al

Re:If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 6 Months ago  
I entered my IP address in a website designed to track locations and it put me in Swadlincote. Apparently that's a centre for the car phone warehouse which runs my ISP.
 
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Walter Sobchak

Re:If you really are Alan Shearer... 16 Years, 6 Months ago  
What a great story. Football legend and Toon Army hero contributes mindless gossip and music tit bits to convicted sex offender the Vile Pervert Jonathan King'S message board..
The Sun will be all over it. Alan will have his phone ringing off the hook. A very funny start to the week . I have to applaude you JK.
 
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