As I was complaining a couple of weeks ago how the Noisettes single did nothing for me (at least I discovered it was a TV commercial which explained some level of exposure), I'm afraid the Calvin Harris track does nothing for me either.

A rather ordinary song with an incredibly dated early 90s kind of dance beat stuffed into the middle of it.

What's that all about?

Moving onto Tinchy Stryder and I'm afraid Number One is Number 1,476 for me too.

And Bonkers? Been done before Dizzee dear (by Armand VH actually).

Am I too old to be listening anymore?

You put Tinchy Stryder at number 1,476?

Being so generous would suggest the onset of dementia

Keep up these kind of comments and the Police will be at your front door with a battering ram!