Who remembers the "grebo" band from the Midlands called Pop Will Eat Itself? Well it has now hasn't it? The music business has devoured itself, and there is nothing left of any substance but the past.
Many of Cowell's X-Factor acts have more in common with Val Doonican than they do the exciting pop music of the 60s, 70s, 80s & 90s, apart from those with a supposed "R'n'B edge" (R'n'B/Hip Hop - the last living vestige of an inventive popular genre in the late 90s - has had its veins cut open and the blood drained into generic 21st Pop leaving everything a computer-generated lifeless soulless heavily vocodered shell).The Brits can be as gimmicky as it likes - there is nothing left to celebrate!
