They talk about the "golden age" of the UK when we won in 1997 with Katrina and the Waves and Love Shine A Light but they studiously avoid speaking to me about how we did it and what's gone wrong since.

So many media... hacks... politicians... cops... judges... want to pretend to be interested and to find solutions but actually only want to skim the surface and seem to be doing something.

Our deliciously superficial species - heading towards destruction without looking left or right.