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Monday, 01 January 2018
It's 2018 which means that now anyone born in the year I was falsely accused of historical sex abuse (and later wrongly convicted of some claims and rightly acquitted of others) is now old enough to work with me! This means that if you were to write another Who Let The Dogs Out or I Get Knocked Down or are the next Genesis or 10cc or construct the new Rocky Horror Show or form the next Bee Gees or Abba or any of the other acts I have helped or produced or named or published - and have turned 18 - I can now work with you and make you explode!

The absurd Sex Offenders Register meant that, although I was legally allowed to have sex with any consenting 16 or 17 year old, I was not allowed to work with anyone under 18.

Very sensible, you may think, like the rest of the broken system.

Anyway, now we can scale the dizzy heights of fame and glory together, if you've turned 18. Isn't that great news?

 
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