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Dear Kimberly PDF Print E-mail
Tuesday, 30 November 2004
DEAR KIMBERLY,
Let me give you the advise Max Clifford might provide if he were available
(rumour has it he's otherwise engaged....hasn't the Blunkett coverage been
positive so far?).

Accuse Blunkett of rape. Of course, you should only do this if it's true,
as Max advised the Hamiltons accuser and my ones and Mathew Kellys and many
others.

Don't worry - if he ever continued with Sex when you said you weren't in
the mood, legally that's rape.

Go to the police and file a formal complaint. No proof or evidence is
needed - that's the law on sex offences. It's your word against his.
He'll almost certainly get convicted, ruined and you'll have custody of the
kids and a fortune for your story in the media. Thanks to the Home
Secretary, it's incredibly easy.

JK
 
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