So we proudly announce - the Tip Sheet contest to find the Eurovision 2009 Champion, which we shall then offer to any country with the desire, courage and initiative to want it.

Remember - we ran the UK contest in the years that produced Love City Groove, Oooh Aaah Just A Little Bit, Yodel In The Canyon Of Love - which came second in the national contest for the 1997 UK entry which was - Love Shine A Light, the most points winner ever in Eurovision at that time.

These days there are no restrictions on the nationality of either performers or writers, so obscure, tiny countries are quite welcome to acquire our suggested entries, with or without the artistes, to put forward as their national entry.

So our first suggestions are... WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO? by GLORIA GORGEOUS

and

MARY MY LOVE by JONATHAN KING.

We invite tipsters to submit their own compositions and tracks for consideration in the Tip Sheet approval lists. All our selected sounds will be put up on YOU TUBE and here are the links to the first two... see Deep Throat.