I was thinking about that during an idle moment yesterday. What would I put into Room 101?

My five would be:

Talking Heads (not the pop group) - you sit down to watch a tv tribute to a classic show and you get piles of D listers popping up and telling you what they thought about it. etc.

Esther Ranson devastates lives by promoting false allegation and misinformation.

The Gerkin building in London what an eyesore!

Tabloids Similar reason to Esther Ranson.

George Bush not sure I need to explain this one.

1. People who say they are vegetarian but "eat fish occasionaly", and probably the odd ham sandwich.
2.Car insurance and debt loan adverts on TV.
3.Elvis tribute acts.
4.All the things that fall on the floor from my newspaper when I put it on the table whilst drinking tea and eating toast.
5.Legal people that charge

1.British novels spelling realise (etc) with a Z.
2. The new clipped dialect of the youths in london suburbs.
3. Tabloids.
4. London commuters.
5. Baseball caps that do not carry the logo of a baseball team.

1.chavs
2.steven gerrard
3.glory hunters in football
4. max clifford
5. manufactured pop groups