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#11999
NoCeleb

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
JK,
Just wondering if you have been approached to appear in the new series of 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' which I believe starts this month.
Shall we be seeing you in the jungle eating Kangaroo bollocks, and covered in spiders and snakes??
 
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#12002
Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
Ah well NoCeleb; I've had several enquiries about this ever since I was spotted in the South Bank offices on several occasions.

People will make the most extraordinary assumptions.

You can be assured there is not enough money in the world to make me eat bugs, kangaroo testicles or be a part of any format which is not totally original, innovative and, usually, self conceived!
 
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#12003
NoCeleb

Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
I hear the money is quite good.
I only wish I were a celeb!, I'd have my fork in those Kangaroo balls quicker than you could say 'I'm gonna be SICK!'
 
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#12004
Wappy

Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
I work for a tabloid that's been trying to set up this story for months.
Can't you just lie and say you're on the show JK?
It would make my editor so happy.
 
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#12008
Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
since when did the truth get in the way of a good story?
 
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#12009
Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
To paraphrase Confucius,

Any fool can know his value, a wise man knows his price.
 
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#12015
Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
NoCeleb wrote:
I hear the money is quite good.
I only wish I were a celeb!, I'd have my fork in those Kangaroo balls quicker than you could say 'I'm gonna be SICK!'


Try McDonalds.

It's much the same sort of thing

zoo
 
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#12018
Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
Wappy wrote:
I work for a tabloid that's been trying to set up this story for months.
Can't you just lie and say you're on the show JK?
It would make my editor so happy.


You have a story now though - JK Exclusive "I don't intend doing I'm a celeb, thank you" he sneered.

There you go, gis a job!
 
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#12020
Martin

Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
My dog, Flinty, who is a celeb on this message board at least, and has a large amount of Youtube views, actually really wants to go on the show.
She is encouraged greatly by the menu, as she is rather bored with frogs, slugs and other horrid things she finds in the woods.
She also, would have a gauranteed hit song as an offspin from the show. Unlike many others:woohoo:
 
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#12028
Martin

Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
zooloo wrote:
Wappy wrote:
I work for a tabloid that's been trying to set up this story for months.
Can't you just lie and say you're on the show JK?
It would make my editor so happy.


You have a story now though - JK Exclusive "I don't intend doing I'm a celeb, thank you" he sneered.

There you go, gis a job!



You are probably entirely correct zoo! A blank coloumn and in it will slip.
 
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#12049
Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
*sings* The difference at MacDonalds that you'll notice... if not exactly like.

or

*sings* Pa-pa-pa-pa-pah I'm vomming it!
 
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#12070
Re:I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 13 Years, 10 Months ago  
When the first series started, I got a friend to make me up an I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here T-shirt which I wore around Her Majesty's Estate, which provoked much merriment and comment!
 
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