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TOPIC: Oh dear ...
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Re:Oh dear ... 6 Years, 10 Months ago
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Went on a cruise once, never again!
Overhead in the lift - 'does this elevator go to the front on the ship?'
Also:-
- is the water in the toilet fresh or seawater?
- did this ship ever sink?
- does the crew sleep on board?
- what time is the midnight buffet?
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Re:Oh dear ... 6 Years, 10 Months ago
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hedda wrote:
as long as you aren't on any frigging ships going from New York to Southhampton in the next year.
Mind you I wouldn't be found dead in steerage anyway.
Does this mean that you have escaped Oz (again) hedda?
Last time we were down there we looked for you - and I'm sure I spotted you in a sleazy bar (Mrs ITK had gone shopping).
I suspect it was you from the grumpy persona ... the badly fitting wig and the mobility scooter outside (notice how they can ALL walk to the bar??)!
You've been watching too many films, hedda - steerage was scrapped just after Leonardo Di Capri sank one of the ships.
Its all done on a cabin basis now - separate dining rooms etc (so you never have to meet the peasants)
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Re:Oh dear ... 6 Years, 10 Months ago
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ITK's been on a few Saga cruises - for those of a certain age.
Where the midnight buffet is at 7pm, and it's lights out at 10pm.
But he joined a very exclusive club onboard.
For which you must have had, at least, one hip-replacement...
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Re:Oh dear ... 6 Years, 10 Months ago
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Cruises though - are for the mentally challenged!
On my one and only cruise, I heard a large family (on their first cruise) ask this.
'We have numerous cabins on various decks.
Do all the decks visit the same ports?'
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Re:Oh dear ... 6 Years, 10 Months ago
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Scrapped - over a decade ago!
Get something right, please....
The vessel is now floating on the water in Dubai.
Saw it in January - but why make a hobby out of typing inaccurate garbage?
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