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Wayne Rooney gets millions for 5 autobiogs... so all that tabloid crap about hooker grannies did him no harm at all!! (nm)
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#1691
Wayne Rooney gets millions for 5 autobiogs... so all that tabloid crap about hooker grannies did him no harm at all!! (nm) 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
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#1693
Martin K

Re:Wayne Rooney gets millions for 5 autobiogs... so all that tabloid crap about hooker grannies did him no harm at all!! (nm) 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
I didnt know Ladybird books were still in print......

Sorry Wayne well done mate!
 
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#1695
In The Know

He can't even SPELL autobiography ! 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
Not only that - but Colleen has a book deal too !

Saw an interesting report about this. He was asked if he read much, and replied that his favourites were JK Rowland, and he said he usually had a Harry Potter by the side of his bed.

When asked what Colleen had at her bedside, he replied "the phone" !
 
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#1697
Re:He can't even SPELL autobiography ! 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
The more I hear about him, the more I like him.
And he's a BRILLIANT footballer.
When he got injured I said "that's us out" and we were.
 
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#1698
In The Know

Re:He can't even SPELL autobiography ! 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
Brilliant footballers (who have larger than life public lives) tend to go down the pan very early, JK

Best ?

Gazza ?
 
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#1700
Re:He can't even SPELL autobiography ! 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
Best for me ever... Zinedine Zidane.
 
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#1703
Dunno about ladybird books.I was thinking thick pages, big letters, pictures and Tinkerbell waving her sparkly wand to remind you to turn the page! 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
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#1711
Martin K

Or maybe even... 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
...The plastic ones, you used to read in the bath, with a little squaker on, no words just pictures.
Poor Wayne, an easy target today!
 
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#1712
KC

they probably thought, if illiterate Beckham can do it, so can illiterate Rooney. (nm) 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
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#1748
Re:they probably thought, if illiterate Beckham can do it, so can illiterate Rooney. (nm) 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
The likes or Rooney and Ferdinand aren't worthy or winning the world cup, they would ruin the memory of the gentlemen of 1966. They're just overpaid thugs and bloody ugly to boot.
 
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#1770
Glen

Re:they probably thought, if illiterate Beckham can do it, so can illiterate Rooney. (nm) 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
Speaking about football, i suffered the heartache of WBA battering Birmingham City today only to get a draw - honestly felt like we had lost the amount of chances we had. Interested to know who your team is JK????? Domestic league team????
 
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#1813
My teams are New York Mets, Yankees, Giants, Jets! 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
And I read Hunter Davies will be ghosting Wayne's books.
 
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#1855
Dick

Ghosted? 14 Years, 7 Months ago  
it might take a genius to turn rooney into someone interesting!
 
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