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TOPIC: Great news for children...
Great news for children... 9 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
It's 2018 which means that now anyone born in the year I was falsely accused of historical sex abuse (and later wrongly convicted of some claims and rightly acquitted of others) is now old enough to work with me!
This means that if you were to write another Who Let The Dogs Out or I Get Knocked Down or are the next Genesis or 10cc or construct the new Rocky Horror Show or form the next Bee Gees or Abba or any of the other acts I have helped or produced or named or published - and have turned 18 - I can now work with you and make you explode!
The absurd Sex Offenders Register meant that, although I was legally allowed to have sex with any consenting 16 or 17 year old, I was not allowed to work with anyone under 18.
Very sensible, you may think, like the rest of the broken system.
Anyway, now we can scale the dizzy heights of fame and glory together, if you've turned 18. Isn't that great news?
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Re:Great news for children... 9 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
I'm over 18!
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Re:Great news for children... 9 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Alternatively, you can come to work for Randall in another sector of the music industry.

You can sit in a windowless, basement studio sumptuously equipped music creation environment, and have reams of unnecessarily complicated self indulgent crap thrown onto your music stand finely wrought, harmonically lush, rhythmically pithy neo-masterpieces to challenge your artist breadth.

Randall will tut constantly at how much editing your haphazard performance is maliciously forcing him to do enthuse you with his transcendent paradigms of musical integrity.
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