I decided to see what Britain's Got Talent had to offer tonight. The first act was a choir who so freaked my that he bolted through his flap, and I switched to Youtube to see bits of 'Kelly's Heroes', occasionally turning back to BGT. There was a boy 'singing' but he wasn't very good, so it was back to 'Odd Ball' and his groovy tank.

I was trying to figure out who the guy in a suit who kept popping up on BGT, then I realised it was the remaining member of Ant & Dec. He's a bit of a nobody on his own, so I can't see him lasting long on TV as a solo act.