I know things are way different down south. It's still quite a chilly day out of the sun, but the birds are feeding their young, the tulips are in full bloom and the blossom is coating the pavements. Spring is almost ready to give way to summer. It's true. It's actual. Everything is satisfactual.

I tell you what Cat, you are not going to believe what has just walked into the office down here!

I have just taken pictures and she is sitting quite happily beside me!

Classic breaking bizzare news from down south, you are going to love it, and I am giving no clues, until I upload the photos!

Well I can`t upload the photos as I can`t work out how to ,from this new phone, but a very egg bound rock dove has walked her way in through the office door and sat at my feet.
I gave her a handful of musli(e?) and I think I have friend for life, however, she has not met the most useless sleeping guard dog in the world yet.
I had a similar friend which was a rook once, which I eventually launched over the fence and, it was a he in that case and took off happilly.

What a strange situation, I only met Bill Oddie once, but maybe it`s well known in the bird world.
It`s really wierd, it`s not flapping about, it just appears to be inspecting the office!
(Conspiracy theory 1; Its the VAT people again!)