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Stop Me if you have heard this One Before... 18 Years ago
An elephant says to a lion, "I`m so depressed, every time I run around the garden, everybody runs away!"
The lion says to Jumbo, "you are lucky every time I roar, I clear the village!"
At this point, a chicken perks up into the conversation, and says.."You are lucky, everytime I sneeze, the whole of Europe quakes..."