yeh yeh I know it's been used a 1000 times on Twitter but honestly, honestly..this ridiculous notion that will never happen somehow exemplifies this nutcase liar at No 10.

And pandered to by the sheer vacuous scribes of "Fleet Street" who like an echo chamber and chorus line parrot every god-damned idiocy to come from the current lot in power.

We're now bordering on the 2020 version of Bread and Circuses as Boris tries to divert attention from the coming calamities.