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#196705

JK2006

Dear God - less humour please! 4 Years, 1 Month ago
"Wash your hands every few minutes" howls the media. So God breaks my boiler. No hot water. Very funny God; thanks a lot. I got it mended within hours (huge expense). Convinced the engineer would cough all over me (he didn't; God "bored now"; off to annoy others). Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#196706

Honey

Re:Dear God - less humour please! 4 Years, 1 Month ago
It is a myth that you need hot water to clean your hands. It makes no difference unless you boil them. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#196710

Re:Dear God - less humour please! 4 Years, 1 Month ago
Each Covid-19 story should contain a “Reading this may be Hazardous to Your health” warning message ideally somewhere near the headlines. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#196713

Honey

Re:Dear God - less humour please! 4 Years, 1 Month ago

The hand-washing thing makes people think they are safe when they are not.

The message should be to sanitise with something every time you handle something outside the home, because we cant stop touching our faces.

And what is the point of gloves? You spread the infection round and get it in your mouth just the same.

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