Reported today that H will return to Senior Royal duties soon - to praise, help, advise and compliment us on our upper stiffness.

On Coranavirus, and other matters - although it's unclear whether Archie will join him at Frogmore Cottage.

Mom is said to be meeting with Netflix and Oprah - on a new documentary.

'Emigrated but Supporting' - executive directors H&M.

Six feet in two(!) camps won't work.

There is a strange story doing the rounds that Meghan is forcing her staff to wear gloves and be over-vigilant around Archie, yet on her recent trip to London she was the only one hugging people, which indicates that she is not that bothered.

They could at least try to make the lies believable, couldn't they?

With the departures of Philip, Andrew and Harry - senior working Royals are becoming scarse.

And the Queen, Charles and Camilla are all over 70 - with Anne to reach that age this year.

Coranavirus regulations could therefore soon prohibit all these from Royal duties.


So Harry is very likely to soon make a triumphant return to save the nation...

If I wanted to be lectured by a thicko I could give Gemma Collins a call. So Hal is planning to read a couple of newspaper articles and then explain to the world what it should be doing. Thanks for that, mate. You can't even grow your own hair, and you think you've the authority to keep babbling on about stuff you're not remotely qualified to pronounce upon? That's what gives the royals such a bad reputation. If you want to have the respect accorded to an expert, go off and spend a few years qualifying to be an expert. Otherwise: STFU.

Rick wrote:
If I wanted to be lectured by a thicko I could give Gemma Collins a call. So Hal is planning to read a couple of newspaper articles and then explain to the world what it should be doing. Thanks for that, mate. You can't even grow your own hair, and you think you've the authority to keep babbling on about stuff you're not remotely qualified to pronounce upon? That's what gives the royals such a bad reputation. If you want to have the respect accorded to an expert, go off and spend a few years qualifying to be an expert. Otherwise: STFU.

I am trying my damnedest to give this pair of chumps the benefit of the doubt, but they don't help themselves.
Maybe a good slapping would help?