Since I heard that seven people died at my local Surrey hospital, in recent days - making 24 for the county - I've given up on coronavirus humour.
As last though, people are heeding the warnings - and the roads and streets are deserted.
If someone inadvertently invades the six foot personal perimeter - verbal admonishment or rapid evasion (or both) is common.
Two obvious factors are causing this; the rising death and infection levels, and the unprecedented reactions of every country on earth.
Whereby, a money is no object strategy has been adopted in virtually all 200 separate areas.
As well as the dire predictions for the coming weeks - evidenced by the thousands of beds being installed in UK exhibitions centres and sports venues.
In addition to huge expandable mortuaries.