This lethal virus is affecting children everywhere! They are catching chilblains and some (mainly those within seconds of death from other illnesses) have passed away. Quick; interview sobbing parents! Lockdown people with feet! Find a dozen vaccines within days to stop chilblains (took decades to find Flu vaccine; they have never found Common Cold vaccines)! Fill our TV screens with shots of hobbling babies and close ups of infected sores! Panic! Bring in new laws! Stop people walking or, if they do, arrest them.

I'm late for a very important date, Alice.

www.bmj.com/content/370/bmj.m2245

It isn't even chilblains, and nobody even knows what chilblains look like these days so why don't they just call it an immunity response?