I determined to get it done before August and wanted to do a video with shit in it.
Mission accomplished!

It's gonna be the Xmas number 1 2007.

You just beat me to it there, Chrissy! Deserves to be Christmas No.1 at any rate. Great hook, bet I won't be able to get it out of my head for ages. Made me smile, which is not easy after having had one of those days.

Excellent catchy clever song. I'm hooked after one listen. Especially love the chorus. If there's any justice xmas number 1 2007!

You've done it again JK! I watched this an hour ago and that chorus is now nagging at me! Certainly an unusual Christmas record - both amusing and thought provoking - and all the more welcome for it. I too feel it deserves to be the Christmas number one.

Well, I`m very sorry my friends, I don`t like this one.
Not a bad little tale at all, I`m just not into the treatment of it.
I must add, I can`t think of any artiste of which I like every single track.

EVIL POP MOGUL'S SICK REINDEER SONG

er... Christmas... erm... children... yeah that's it! SICK SONG DESTROYS KIDDIES CHRISTMAS [note to sub, insert more alliteration]... RANT... RAGE... FOAM... GIBBER... GIBBER... yeah... RUINED KIDDIES CHRISTMAS... erm... "Spoilt my birthday" says Jesus {note to sub, will JC sue if we make up quotes?]... some random person we phoned up says "I can't believe it!" continued page 94

I must tell you this is the most unusual Christmas song I've ever heard and it works brilliantly - if a brave DJ like Mark Lemarr was to play it the lights on the phones would go crazy and if they weren't told who it was they would love it.

If this catches on somewhere like Scandinavia it will spread like wildfire - nobody will care about your past history.

My explanation for why I've released this in August... see Attitudes & Opinions.