HAHAHAHAHA just as if that would work! It is almost as good as that woman who is always in the paper feeding her children a couple of spoonfuls of pigswill for a fiver a week.
But TIP. TIP. Not hack. We are not American. (Mr King can say it half the time
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Here is my tip, and I actually have done this one.
If you are travelling, and you ladder your tights, and your spare pair of tights, chop off the laddered leg of each of them and create a new pair with a two layered spanx effect top bit.