They must have learned how to destroy value perception from our music industry.

20p? .... as much as that??

Comparing the Sun to shit is unfair to shit.

Indeed Zoo, my dog is no Fred Basset , but may well be moonlighting as a regular coloumnist.

20p to wipe your arse, thats a bit steep I think?

If you read it in the Sun...it must be true...that was a joke we used to use back in the early 90s.
T!ts and sensationalism sure do wonders for your circulation,but not quite so much for quality journalism.
I remember not long before the Birmingham 6,and the Guilford 4 were released the Sun was still doing full blown stories about how they were guilty.Same with the Carl Bridgewater case.
At 20p,well shouldn't it come complete with a credit note?

Actually Exile, it`s a debate in itself whether T!ts sell a paper anymore.
It`s only another feature of the comic.

Anyway, back to my dog, she has s!x and still needs a full journalistic job, I shall make some calls...

I cannot think of anything more unsexy, unerotic than page three of The Sun. Maybe in the darkness of the early seventies some hen pecked hubbies eyes may have lit up upon seeing the curvaceous charms of some busty model (fresh from her role in shafting Robin Askwith in 'Confessions Of A Steeplejack'), but not now surely. Mind you I thought Benny Hill was good.

This raised a dinner conversation last night actually and we didn`t feel that the hen pecked hubbies were the target audience.(myself and Mrs Mart, not myself and the dog)
It`s such a dated idea, that I don`t think they realise the whole page 3 concept is completely obsolete.
It may well be a long term contract with a modelling agency or something.