You do NOT have to register to read, post, listen or contribute. If you simply wish to remain fully anonymous, you can still contribute.

Enter what you see:
This image contains a scrambled text, it is using a combination of colors, font size, background, angle in order to disallow computer to automate reading. You will have to reproduce it to post on my homepage Tip: Reload page if you have difficulty reading characters
Lost Password?
No account yet? Register
King of Hits
Home arrow Forums
Welcome, Guest
Please Login or Register.    Lost Password?
Go to bottomPost New TopicPost Reply
TOPIC: Stupid fat girl
Stupid fat girl 1 Week, 6 Days ago  
in the pool doing back stroke (I only do breast stroke - better for joints) cracked into the wall at the end. Turned around and cursed/blamed the wall; realised how stupid that was so looked angrily at us few other swimmers to blame one of us!
I do often think fat goes to the brain when all other organs are blocked off.
Logged Logged
  Reply Quote
Green Man

Re:Stupid fat girl 1 Week, 6 Days ago  
Sounds like I haven't missed much then for not learning how to swim.

Logged Logged
  Reply Quote

Re:Stupid fat girl 1 Week, 6 Days ago  
I think it is better for the joints if you vary the stroke actually.
When I am doing backstroke I pick a chair or splodge on the wall or something, to tell me before I hit the wall.
I wonder if her marker was something moveable like the tub of floats on wheels?
Logged Logged
  Reply Quote

Re:Stupid fat girl 1 Week, 6 Days ago  
When a child I dive-bombed to the bottom of a pool before shooting upwards like a spirited otter, only to suffer mild concussion as my head and neck nearly entered the belly of what I took for some form of slow-moving but substantial marine life...

The badly winded leviathan was, in fact, an enormously fat old man (so probably about 40 given my age at the time...) who had been swimming pain-stakingly across the pool before I checked his progress.
Logged Logged
  Reply Quote
Go to topPost New TopicPost Reply