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TOPIC: Snake season
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Honey

Snake season 3 Weeks, 1 Day ago  
The newspapers seem to alternate between made up snake and spider stories.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1104885...EAD-flight-meal.html

This one is pretty revolting, but my favourite was the one where the python escaped from his house, walked across the park, stopped to bite a lady who was weeing on some waste land, and proceeded along the dual carriageway until he reached the chip shop.
 
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#224003
Green Man

Re:Snake season 3 Weeks, 1 Day ago  
Probably tastes like chicken or offal. In Vietnam snake dishes are a common site.



www.fitday.com/fitness-articles/nutritio...rition-of-snake.html
 
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#224005
Re:Snake season 3 Weeks, 1 Day ago  
I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.
 
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#224006
Honey

Re:Snake season 3 Weeks, 1 Day ago  
Snakes are all muscle, so they are probably very tough.
 
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#224008
Green Man

Re:Snake season 3 Weeks, 1 Day ago  
JK2006 wrote:
I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.

Fancy going on a road trip JK ?

Wyot, also needs to conplete his rites of passage.
 
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#224013
Honey

Re:Snake season 3 Weeks, 1 Day ago  
Green Man wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.

Fancy going on a road trip JK ?

Wyot, also needs to conplete his rites of passage.


A king of Hits road trip sounds like great fun.
We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.
 
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Green Man

Re:Snake season 3 Weeks ago  
Honey wrote:
Green Man wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.

Fancy going on a road trip JK ?

Wyot, also needs to conplete his rites of passage.


A king of Hits road trip sounds like great fun.
We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.




Mr Honey could do the driving.
 
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Honey

Re:Snake season 3 Weeks ago  
Green Man wrote:
Honey wrote:
Green Man wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.

Fancy going on a road trip JK ?

Wyot, also needs to conplete his rites of passage.


A king of Hits road trip sounds like great fun.
We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.




Mr Honey could do the driving.


He would. He loves to drive. I think he finds it relaxing to shout obscenities and offer advice to other drivers.
Sometimes he forgets that the windows are open.

I almost got him beaten up by accident the other day in a car park. Some idiot (who had very nearly caused a terrible accident) was doing the "what are you looking at" routine and he said "DO I HAVE A F*CKING TELEVISION ON MY HEAD OR WHAT?" and I couldn't stop myself saying "No, sweetie, it is clearly a penis.
 
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#224042
Wyot

Re:Snake season 3 Weeks ago  
Honey wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
[quote]JK2006 wrote:


We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.


Er I think I can say with some confidence that I am busy that weekend...
 
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Green Man

Re:Snake season 3 Weeks ago  
Wyot wrote:
[quote]Honey wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
JK2006 wrote:


We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.


Er I think I can say with some confidence that I am busy that weekend...


In other words...you're washing your mullet.
 
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