The newspapers seem to alternate between made up snake and spider stories.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1104885...EAD-flight-meal.html

This one is pretty revolting, but my favourite was the one where the python escaped from his house, walked across the park, stopped to bite a lady who was weeing on some waste land, and proceeded along the dual carriageway until he reached the chip shop.

Probably tastes like chicken or offal. In Vietnam snake dishes are a common site.



www.fitday.com/fitness-articles/nutritio...rition-of-snake.html

I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.

Snakes are all muscle, so they are probably very tough.

JK2006 wrote:
I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.

Fancy going on a road trip JK ?

Wyot, also needs to conplete his rites of passage.

Green Man wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.

Fancy going on a road trip JK ?

Wyot, also needs to conplete his rites of passage.

A king of Hits road trip sounds like great fun.
We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.

Honey wrote:
Green Man wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.

Fancy going on a road trip JK ?

Wyot, also needs to conplete his rites of passage.

A king of Hits road trip sounds like great fun.
We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.



Mr Honey could do the driving.

Green Man wrote:
Honey wrote:
Green Man wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
I suspect snake tastes like eel which is a huge favourite of mine when smoked - eat with horseradish.

Fancy going on a road trip JK ?

Wyot, also needs to conplete his rites of passage.

A king of Hits road trip sounds like great fun.
We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.



Mr Honey could do the driving.

He would. He loves to drive. I think he finds it relaxing to shout obscenities and offer advice to other drivers.
Sometimes he forgets that the windows are open.

I almost got him beaten up by accident the other day in a car park. Some idiot (who had very nearly caused a terrible accident) was doing the "what are you looking at" routine and he said "DO I HAVE A F*CKING TELEVISION ON MY HEAD OR WHAT?" and I couldn't stop myself saying "No, sweetie, it is clearly a penis.

Honey wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
[quote]JK2006 wrote:


We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.

Er I think I can say with some confidence that I am busy that weekend...

Wyot wrote:
[quote]Honey wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
JK2006 wrote:


We would need a couple of double decker busses to fit all the Barneys in though.

Er I think I can say with some confidence that I am busy that weekend...

In other words...you're washing your mullet.