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So another townie moves to a village hates the life and the locals suffer. £2k to silence old bells why not give the townie £2k worth of ear plugs and a reminder that they can leave the village. Village idiots always seem to be townies and city slickers. If I lived near a near church it would save me a fortune on clock batteries.