If Starmer was a sausage, what sausage would he be? I initially thought of those cheap and nasty low meat content Richmond things or maybe a thin chipolata, but then I thought more along the lines of some kind of Euro sausage and there's a few to go for.
The Top 100 European Sausages -
www.tasteatlas.com/best-rated-sausages-in-europe
The Italian Salsiccia at No4, curled up like something on the pavenment rather looked like what I thought of Starmer.
I think our new and already pungent PM has managed to outdo Biden with this mis-speak today.