So, the chavy N-Dubz singer is a demisexual.

I remember when it use to be classed as normal when I was young and those who had casual sex were classed as promiscuous or if you were experiencing sexual feelings for someone only after developing an emotional relationship, it is what we used to call 'falling in love'.

I think N-Dubz should focus on their crowd control at concerts before using fancy words.

I haven't witnessed a punch-up at rock gigs, but I have seen arguments happen over seats, someone knocked or spilt a pint over, and people don't take sorry for an answer. What I read about N-Dubz is that people want to fight or cause carnage.

So I am not normal any more, but a minority and victim?
Please direct me to the compo queue.

Honey wrote:
So I am not normal any more, but a minority and victim?
Please direct me to the compo queue.

Go for it, Honey.

Maybe Mr Honey could get some special treatment at work.

How did you meet Mr Honey?

Green Man wrote:
Honey wrote:
So I am not normal any more, but a minority and victim?
Please direct me to the compo queue.

Go for it, Honey.

Maybe Mr Honey could get some special treatment at work.

How did you meet Mr Honey?

He says I seduced him with an egg and cress butty.

Honey wrote:
Green Man wrote:
Honey wrote:
So I am not normal any more, but a minority and victim?
Please direct me to the compo queue.

Go for it, Honey.

Maybe Mr Honey could get some special treatment at work.

How did you meet Mr Honey?

He says I seduced him with an egg and cress butty.



So you worked at railway station cafe or a sandwich bar?


My partner seduced me when we went on a first date by flashing me her stocking tops. She has not worn them since. Her friends say she don't need to because the seduction is over. Bloody Women!

Green Man wrote:
Honey wrote:
Green Man wrote:
Honey wrote:
So I am not normal any more, but a minority and victim?
Please direct me to the compo queue.

Go for it, Honey.

Maybe Mr Honey could get some special treatment at work.

How did you meet Mr Honey?

He says I seduced him with an egg and cress butty.



So you worked at railway station cafe or a sandwich bar?


My partner seduced me when we went on a first date by flashing me her stocking tops. She has not worn them since. Her friends say she don't need to because the seduction is over. Bloody Women!

No, it was a group educational trip to a stately home.
I guessed the cafe prices would be astronomical so I brought sandwiches for everyone, just in case.

You have to grow your own these days.
The stuff the shops call cress is mostly rape. (or rapeseeeeed, as my daughter insists I call it, even if it is annoyingly inaccurate )

Although cress is a general term for a brassica seedling, rape is the one with the least flavour but biggest profit, so has taken over.

My partner calls is "Grapeseed",