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#26079

JK2006

Reading the tabloids today... 17 Years, 3 Months ago

I could actually put together each daily edition myself.

I could write the predictable stories in about 5 minutes per page.
Pictures could be acquired online in another ten minutes.
Layout these days is so easy and so predictable - another 5 minutes.

That's 20 minutes a page. Three an hour. Ads? A minute a page.

Forty pages; twelve hours.

Only the printing needs extra hands.

I am available Rupert.

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#26104

Solihull Exile

Re:Reading the tabloids today... 17 Years, 3 Months ago
"I am available Rupert." Who will be choosing the page 3 pornography? That's what takes up all the extra time;) Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#26107

JK2006

Re:Reading the tabloids today... 17 Years, 3 Months ago
When you're bisexual it's twice as easy and takes half the time, SE! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#26112

chrissy

Re:Reading the tabloids today... 17 Years, 3 Months ago
Do they still have semi naked pubescent girls in The Sun? Perhaps that shot in schoolgirl uniform? Blouse open...hockey stick in one hand...pants being suggestively toyed with? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#26120

Solihull Exile

Re:Reading the tabloids today... 17 Years, 3 Months ago
Well never swung myself,but I'll put you down as never running out of partnership options;) We can of course laugh about it now,but it's easy to forget that when you had your first number one hit you risked a jail sentence for indulging in consentual sex,which is now perfectly legal. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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