cartoon

















IMPORTANT NOTE:
You do NOT have to register to read, post, listen or contribute. If you simply wish to remain fully anonymous, you can still contribute.





Lost Password?
No account yet? Register
King of Hits
Home arrow Forums
Messageboards
Welcome, Guest
Please Login or Register.    Lost Password?
Go to bottomPost New TopicPost Reply
TOPIC: Reading the tabloids today...
#26079
JK2006
User Online Now Click here to see the profile of this user
Reading the tabloids today... 16 Years, 3 Months ago  
I could actually put together each daily edition myself.

I could write the predictable stories in about 5 minutes per page.
Pictures could be acquired online in another ten minutes.
Layout these days is so easy and so predictable - another 5 minutes.

That's 20 minutes a page. Three an hour. Ads? A minute a page.

Forty pages; twelve hours.

Only the printing needs extra hands.

I am available Rupert.
 
Logged Logged
  Reply Quote
#26104
Solihull Exile
User Offline Click here to see the profile of this user
Re:Reading the tabloids today... 16 Years, 3 Months ago  
"I am available Rupert."

Who will be choosing the page 3 pornography?
That's what takes up all the extra time;)
 
Logged Logged
  Reply Quote
#26107
JK2006
User Online Now Click here to see the profile of this user
Re:Reading the tabloids today... 16 Years, 3 Months ago  
When you're bisexual it's twice as easy and takes half the time, SE!
 
Logged Logged
  Reply Quote
#26112
chrissy
User Offline
Re:Reading the tabloids today... 16 Years, 3 Months ago  
Do they still have semi naked pubescent girls in The Sun? Perhaps that shot in schoolgirl uniform? Blouse open...hockey stick in one hand...pants being suggestively toyed with?
 
Logged Logged
  Reply Quote
#26120
Solihull Exile
User Offline Click here to see the profile of this user
Re:Reading the tabloids today... 16 Years, 3 Months ago  
Well never swung myself,but I'll put you down as never running out of partnership options;)
We can of course laugh about it now,but it's easy to forget that when you had your first number one hit you risked a jail sentence for indulging in consentual sex,which is now perfectly legal.
 
Logged Logged
  Reply Quote
Go to topPost New TopicPost Reply
Powered by Kunena
 
© 2005 – 2024 King of Hits.co.uk