For the last few weeks I keep sneezing.

No cold or anything - just huge, surprise sneezes for no reason and I've noticed other people in the street doing the same thing.

Something is going on and they are not telling us.

That is probably cherry tree pollen.

Dear Mr King,

I am prepared to accept some of your conspiracy theories. I do believe the police, the judiciary, the government are edging us nearer the precipice of complete state control. I also believe your theory that you have been targeted as a public figure, and that all is not what it seems.

But why would they make us 'sneeze surprisingly'?

I of course would be suitably chuffed if Jonathan King noticed me sneezing in the street.

I would feel my whole life had been instantly vindicated.

And this government does get right up my nose.

Well Lawrence, Mart is probably nearer the mark here than I but put it this way - if the Government knew there was something nasty polluting the atmosphere that makes us all sneeze, I don't believe they would tell us.

JK2006 wrote:
Well Lawrence, Mart is probably nearer the mark here than I but put it this way - if the Government knew there was something nasty polluting the atmosphere that makes us all sneeze, I don't believe they would tell us.

...and I've just sneezed 'surprisingly'!!

Lawrence wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
Well Lawrence, Mart is probably nearer the mark here than I but put it this way - if the Government knew there was something nasty polluting the atmosphere that makes us all sneeze, I don't believe they would tell us.

...and I've just sneezed 'surprisingly'!!


So have I... and I'm feeling very self-conscious about it.

As I'm about to venture out I wonder if I'm going to become very aware of people sneezing - I think this is the path to madness.

JK2006 wrote:
if the Government knew there was something nasty polluting the atmosphere that makes us all sneeze, I don't believe they would tell us.

It's probably governauseum, JK

That's a new illness that you get when the Government gets up your nose !

You're not alone, JK, I've been doing EXACTLY the same thing. I thought at first I was coming down with a cold, and then nothing happened- it didn't get worse.
I'm noticing it in others as well!

And it's spreading

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7351650.stm

JK2006 wrote:
[quote]For the last few weeks I keep sneezing.

/quote]

It's probably the 35+ years of dust from all those oldies you keep posting up for us JK

Could it be this?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7354538.stm