one hour in; couldn't stand anymore.

All those clever ideas from the brilliant early movies just copied or done equivalent badly without the humour; dreadful script; ghastly acting; obvious music; horrible self referential gags...


Ooh, no please Matron.

I rather liked it, there were no surprises, it played out exactly as one would have expected, although I wouldn`t want to see it again.
Harrison Ford looked considerably more well than his girlfriend.
I will say though the evening out we had around it was probably more memorable than the film.

It started to really irritate me with all the awful set pieces about the 60's from Hound Dog onwards, the haircuts, the fake fight...

The knowing wink wink lines about getting old...

Ray Winstone early on turning out to be a baddie (too soon)...

The dreadful typical Russian baddie babe...

The silly magnetic gag again and again...

"You don't happen to have a knife on you..."

I became so infuriated I actually had to walk out in disgust.

I had a slightly different opinion on the Ray Winstone character. I just felt he wasn`t needed.

Oh yes, the dreadful wig of the female baddie!
I don`t know, sometimes I enjoy complete naffness, but considering the budget etc, it is only a 2 out of 5. Not poor enough to be a 1.