I really am a Livingstone fan - voted for Boris this time around on behalf of my Rolls Royce.

You know what - I see Ken running for leader of the Labour party and as Prime Minister in about 4 years.

History tells me that apparently the Garlic curry adapted recipe which I am working on this morning, was originally discovered by Ken whilst writing for the Standard.

I think you'll see Ken running for Mayor as an independent in 4 years' time.

I still can't believe people voted for a mayoral candidate with NO experience of local government. Ridiculous.

Alan Sugar for Mayor!!

So is Boris cocking up already? Why the glassy eyed nostalgia for Livingstone?

Let me tell you about Boris. Brilliant as some celebrity commentator. Great bloke to have a pint with. Fantastic at dinner parties. We'd all laugh, be fascinated by his unruly blonde hair, women thinking he was a wheeze and kinda cute, men guffawing heartily at his little eccentricities. That's Boris Johnson. The darling of the socialites and the chattering classes. A man's man, and a ladies man, one of the lads.

But put him in charge of a tombola stall? No.