We've missed you.

Kindly check in before going absent again.

Mart has been losing his mind.
As have I (what's left of it).

Ooops, sorry !

Have been somewhere rather risque, so didn't mention in advance (in case MI5 were listening).

I have been left with the awful task of Your Views Political Critic, whilst you have been away ITK.
There were indeed some near dreadful disasters that could have brought us all into disrepute!

When I go hols, who is doing the food posts?

Whilst on this subject, when the heck does Stephen fry come back for the Guardian, or was he even there in the first place?
Methinks he wrote a pile of articles and naffed off a very long time ago!

Mart wrote:
I have been left with the awful task of Your Views Political Critic, whilst you have been away ITK.
There were indeed some near dreadful disasters that could have brought us all into disrepute!!

What happened to the "42 days" Mart ? That one slipped through didn't it (thanks to a few dodgy deals - denied, of course).

I was surprised to find Gordon still in charge when I got back (nearly as surprised as Gordon himself !)