Stage one, it allways makes me laugh, to hear the computerised voice talking in text mode.
Ok..Stage two(it went like this and is still on my phone)
"I love you X." (the "x" is spoken in vocal form)
one hour later............
"I love you X."
Ten minutes later...
"Why won`t you talk to me?"The word "talk", is pronounced "tallik".
Stage three, and this is a cracker, it maybe seen as a punchline, but it is the absolute truth....
"I am so sorry I have texted the wrong Martin"

I love techno thingies.....