What a terrific antedote to celebs in sequins...what I'd like to see is the JK doucumentary that never was, Jonathan King's voyage of life. We of course have glimpses courteosy of You Tube and this site, but what a fascinating night of programmes it would make. Unmissable and compulsive. I really ought to quit my job and get a post in television. Alas, they'd fook me rigid and I'd be forced to go with stuff that no-one wants to see.

Try www.VilePervert.com - that's a show in itself!

Thanks JK. Who would you have to play you in the film of your life? Dont say Brad Pitt.

I think James Mason would be good - he has one huge advantage; he's dead!