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Do you really despise your readers so much that you think we cannot see through your "list of rules" that Madonna "IS SAID" to have issued to Guy which were "APPARENTLY" sent by email from her PA?
Come on Dacre; grow up - you are 60.
My God, do you need a Judge to tell you how to edit a paper responsibly?