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#39608

JK2006

I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
www.kingofhits.co.uk/component/option,co...id,54/?g2_itemId=982 Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39613

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
OUCH All you are missing is the TASER marks !!! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39617

I'm Not A Celebrity

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
Maybe I'm strange but I can see the image of Jesus Christ in the scarring on your nose. Perhaps you are the Messiah after all. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39623

Anthony

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
Oh dear, you weren't exaggerating, were you? Hope you're feeling 100% again very soon, JK. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39624

JK2006

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
You know what, with that interesting soft enlarged nose, I think I look rather like the CAMEL I befriended in Morocco (check recent photos). Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39627

Angel

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
You ust get some Touche Eclat on those bags dahling! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39629

I'm Not A Celebrity

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago

Yeah...so long as he genuinely fell and some c***s didn't beat him up. Those injuries are truly bad for a fall.

I just hope JK's long hands of kindness don't stretch to those who are true thugs and want to harm him.

It's just like JK to forgive them and pretend it never happened.

I'm deeply suspicious and concerned.

There are some nasty twats out there!!

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#39632

centaur

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
Holy shit JK! I am seriously shocked. You look worse than me after being jumped some weeks ago. Good you haven´t lost your humor but dear you must take care of yourself! Get well soon.. here, old centaur has the right medicine, take the sap of the crushed leaves Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39633

Tipsheet2002

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
omg JK I had not idea ... and I thought it was bad when I fell and broke my hand... feel better soon... Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39635

JK2006

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago

Butch King here - don't worry, if somebody had a go at me they would look much worse!

No the reality is, as usual, not nearly as good a story. A bad paving stone (affected, I suspect, by the recent weather)... I've gone out and looked at the spot and there are quite a few dangerous changes in level.

It's about an inch higher than the preceding slab.

I now look like a Panda.

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#39646

Angel

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
A little birdy tells me that if a slab on public pathways is higher than 25mm you are in a good position to sue. Go get em! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39672

mikemacca

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
ouch were you sober ? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#39673

JK2006

Re:I look like I've been having another friendly conversation with Surrey Police... 15 Years, 4 Months ago
Mike, I am ALWAYS sober. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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