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TOPIC: I should be paid!
#42112
I should be paid! 15 Years, 1 Month ago  
As a salesman for Benylin.

Remember after I came back from Morocco in January I had an irritating little cough?

Benylin worked perfectly.

A friend was round for dinner a week or so again and had a tickly cough; two doses of Benylin and he was right as rain.

Just now in Boots I recommended it to someone who was asking for a tincture - and the chemist confirmed it's the best.
 
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#42116
Foz

Re:I should be paid! 15 Years, 1 Month ago  
I swear by Potters Cough Remover. It tastes disgusting but it works
 
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#42119
Re:I should be paid! 15 Years, 1 Month ago  
Made in Hogwarts, Foz?
 
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#42124
veritas

Re:I should be paid! 15 Years, 1 Month ago  
so you want to be paid for pushing drugs ?
 
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#42147
Re:I should be paid! 15 Years, 1 Month ago  
JK2006 wrote:
As a salesman for Benylin.

Remember after I came back from Morocco in January I had an irritating little cough?

Benylin worked perfectly.

A friend was round for dinner a week or so again and had a tickly cough; two doses of Benylin and he was right as rain.

Just now in Boots I recommended it to someone who was asking for a tincture - and the chemist confirmed it's the best.


Did you remind them not to drive ? Benylin is a swine for making you drowsy but it is very good.
 
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#42149
The Fat Controller

Re:I should be paid! 15 Years, 1 Month ago  
I did become mildly addicted to Night Nurse back in the eighties. Kept a few shots of Day Nurse in my inside pocket too.
 
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