Is it a bad Max Clifford pun joke?

Seems a bit sick to me.

Apparenty she's just signed a contract for the next series of Most Haunted.

oops! sorry.

KERRY KATONA STILL NOT ILL

SAY DOCTORS

Photographers, journalists and ghoulsish observers keeping a vigil outside Kerry Katona's house (probably in Essex) have had another disappointing night after she appears to be not ill again. The bankrupt has-been 'star' of Iceland ads, an example to mums everywhere, was seen briefly at her front door taking in the milk and letting the cat out.

Her husband had a well-earned lay-in, so the family nanny took her five kids to school. Katona writes an advice column for a mums magazine and will be doing a photo-shoot later this week for Lard (clothes for the larger woman).

This is the third week the ex-singer has not been ill since being seen by doctors who gave us the sad news that she may have another 30 years to live.

let's face it..Max can milk this for ages...funeral, kid's afterwards, husband first day out if jail..get used to it !

A Woman Dying pulled in 800,000 viewers on Living... surely the main channels will now start showing death, abuse, rape and murder AS IT HAPPENS for the millions?

As the Sun has shown, urging all their under age readers to break the law and produce offspring, the meeejah loves smut and the way to fame and fortune is surely now to die on TV or kill on TV or rape on TV...

Humanity can be really proud of itself. Not.

Actually Miss Katona lives in Wlmslow in Cheshire (A long way from Essex).

Indeed JK. People just don't get it? Half the world in famine, the Middle East on the edge of a precipice, young soldiers returning home in boxes having to wait behind buses because the great British public can't be arsed to get out of the way whilst they read The Sun with glassy eyed sentiment over an ex game show contestant.

Serving soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq...no mail. Jack Tweed...1,000 letters of support per day.

I rest my case.

re:
Max's other star client Alfie the Lecherous, I've just started to read Edmund White's 'My Lives An Autobiography ' and he describes an encounter between 2 boys...a 12 & 15 year old who are having sex whilst one stays over on an extended visit between their parents. (a not unlikely scenario if I think back !)

Imagine if this came to light today !..wouldn't the 15 year old have been hauled into court, probably named, and declared an evil 'pedo' sex offendor' 'vile rapist/pervert' (fill in any other suitable names here) ?

No fabulous celebrity minder like Max Clifford for him to flog his tale to the tabloids !