After turning 35 last month, I've become more and more concerned about the grey hair. I had it in my twenties, but didn't really care. Now I do and it's all gone.

Any tips though about getting rid of the horrible gunk thats now on my forehead and on my ears?

I'm not a fan of dyed hair - it never looks natural as each hair is normally a slightly different colour.
Not a wig fan either though I did warm to them when filming Vile Pervert.

I now believe God wears a wig.

I do know he shuffles his feet.

JK2006 wrote:
I'm not a fan of dyed hair - it never looks natural as each hair is normally a slightly different colour.
Not a wig fan either though I did warm to them when filming Vile Pervert.

I now believe God wears a wig.

I do know he shuffles his feet.

Amazing I read that just as I am viewing a God part of the movie at this moment!

Synchronicity at work.

I still can't accept Mrs Kurt as anything but his mother though......

That's one of the problems of false accusers - they marry their mothers.

Oedipussy pussy.

JK2006 wrote:
That's one of the problems of false accusers - they marry their mothers.

Oedipussy pussy.

In all seriousness you are more than likely right.

So are we likely to see a sequel to Vile Pervert?

I went through the entire 1980's with a Beatles moptop. I was teased mercilessly at school for it but I didn't care because that was how I wanted my hair.

Unfortunately it began to vanish in the early 90's. And just as Oasis came along and moptops came back into fashion (the very wankers that teased me about jumped on that bandwagon), I had it all shaved off and since then, it's been shaved regularly. I don't like it but I'd feel a total dick in a wig and I look better with no hair than with what hair is left!

Wrong forum but now we're on a Crash Test Dummies trip...



I love this band - and the Tip Sheet broke them in 1994.

As for a followup to Vile Pervert; yes, a second movie, totally unlike the first, is written and ready for casting.

a very famous pop star who I won't name (but once called himself Ziggy) wears the best hair-piece I've ever seen.

Mainly because I saw it fly of about 20 years ago when working as a lowly grunt on a music video. Totally undetectable.

And I was always very suspiscious about Mick Jagger's thick brown locks, especially as his dad is as bald as a badger.

But then I was told hair genes are inherited on the mother's side and by an amazing coincidence I was introdued a year ago to a man I was told was Jagger's cousin, in Sydney.

He told me his and Jagger's mums are sisters (and I remember of course, Jagger's mother is Australian).

But at over 50, he had thick ,thick hair and plenty of it. But steely grey..not Brown like Micks !

JK2006 wrote:
I'm not a fan of dyed hair - it never looks natural as each hair is normally a slightly different colour.
Not a wig fan either though I did warm to them when filming Vile Pervert.



I hought your use of hair dye for the "one for you one for me" clip was amazing. You must tell us your secret as it clearly wasn't a wig

My hair, naturally black, started going grey at 26 and now at 31 it's greyer. My stubble is still black. I've never seen fit to do anything to it and just wear it too long. I recently got told "You look just like Neil Oliver but you're more grey than him" so it must be a compliment.

Jamie Oliver, Mike?

Bath Oliver?

Cromwell?

My nephew Oliver?

My god daughter Ollie (for Olypia)?

Apparently Rod has a syrup too. Its just like finding out Santa isn't real all over again.

Oh dear, I've just seen Neil Oliver on The One Show, Mike. Hair is not his strong point.