Todays 'The Guardian' page 34 Marina Hyde - you get a mention

Yes indeed NatSplat, and here's my reply to her...

Get out those E-Mail tongs! Which I assume you used every time you got a letter from Sean Hodgson - although I do understand that murder is far less offensive than consensual sex with teenagers.
And Sally Clark - although murdering your own child is probably quite acceptable to Guardian writers.
And Barry George - although shooting Jill Dando is probably less morally suspect than shagging Piers Morgan.
Your book on Celebrity (don't forget the exclamation mark)! should be beautifully balanced. There are none as blinkered as those who believe they can see.
Revive those moral tongs I say.

JK

You should give Elton (as in John) a call - I know he is not a fan of Ms Hyde...