On the subject of Wendy Richards, her fight against Cancer shown on BBC1 last Thursday, was done a lot more tastefully. Clearly when Wendy was at death's door, her husband did not want the cameraman to film.

And yes, unfortunately their are tragic deaths every day, but hardly any are good stories for the media.

I would be very interested to see if Jack Tweed will get convicted next week when he is sentenced for assaulting the taxi-driver. If it was left up to me, I would give him community service and attend an anger management course, as I don't think he will benefit for another few months in prison.

Considering that Jade's legacy will leave him comfortably off and no doubt Clifford will get him interviews with the celeb magazines and papers. You're right JK, Clifford will exploit this situation for as long as he can and he'll always say that he is doing it for Jade's boys.

I think Goody's money is in a trust fund. However, I expect that the n'er do well Tweed will somehow wangle a comfortable living off this and Goody's memory. 'I need a spacious house for when the kids visit' (£1m mansion) or 'I need a car to pick them up from school' (£150k Bentley)

And the tabloids, delighted by Clifford sanctioned child abuse, have spread photos of the two little boys all over their front pages in order to ruin their future lives.

The Spoof has a nice article today

www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i50501


Big Brother celebrity Jade Goody has launched her own brand of compost from beyond the grave.

Publicist and bestest friend Max Cash announced the news upon noticing that his income had deteriorated considerably since Goody's death. The product, to be sold in garden centres across Essex, will be competitively priced and available from tomorrow 1st April.

Cash commented "Anyone who thinks that this is an April fool's Day joke is sick. Just consider those poor kids who need to pay someone to enforce any future ASBOs they may pick up."

While the manufacturers do not guarantee that each bag will contain a part of Goody, they say that they will 'Make every effort to spread her love among as many as possible.'