Went to the hygenist today (she's a tiny little lady who sometimes disappears into my mouth with a pickaxe, only leaving her feet kicking in the air outside) and then the dentist.

I've gone every six months (except for a brief period when I was a guest in Her Majesty's luxury estate) - owing such discipline to my wonderful Mum.

Amazing - it's only a generation since every old person had false teeth and popped them into a glass at night.

My Mum kept all hers as I hope I shall; all thanks to her wise advice.

Just had mine whitened at the dentist. What a difference. Now they're shiny and bright next on the list is invisibe braces. Cosmetic dentistry is addictive!