it was Animal Hospital here with me, according to my neighbour, playing Rolf Harris.

Apparently Monday there was a massive fight between crows, magpies and jays, concluding with one dead Jay and another crouching outside my house blinded in one eye but otherwise fit and well.

I called the RSPCA who came and collected him (or her) and will get him to the vet for either treatment or humane disposal.

I don't like crows, rooks, ravens or magpies.
I shouldn't like Jays but they are so pretty with those blue wings.