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Little car? Thats not a little car. Thats a car thats large and designed to stand out right down to its personalised number plate, which i believe you have had since the days when only the very well off could afford one. A Rolls Royce still screams out class when you see one. Still a car to be seen in. A red roller screams out extrovert and it suits you down to the ground JK. Do you drive yourself or have you a driver in a matching red uniform?

Ah, Giles, I call it Little Car (and speak to it quite frequently; we have been lovers for 17 years) to distinguish it from Baby Car, my Suzuki Cappuccino. Also red; also eye catching (I get more comments of delight for Baby Car than I do for Little Car; a wealthy Arab in a Range Rover offered me "ten times what you bought it for" at traffic lights in Marseilles 15 years ago; "that would be £100,000" I answered; "fair enough", he replied "Deal?"; "Sorry, no deal; I love my Baby Car" I replied.)

Check this out for a pool. No wonder I was swimming in it for 5 hours a day.

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Talking of which...

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If you prefer female beauty...

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Or...

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Being serious...

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Then again there's the unspoiled beauty of...

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Oh for God's sake, check out ALL my holiday snaps!