On a cruise ship and hating every minute of it (as I would).

I think I'd despise a cruise ship as such but I never got to take my dream journey..on the QE2 from New York to London or visa versa.

Like booking into the Ritz or Dorchestor in one great city and walking out a week later in a different one!

I went on a promotional junket from Sydney to Melbourne on The World..just an overnight trip but it was bizarre. The World is a ginormous ship full of gorgeous apartments owned by multi-millionaires , many who live onboard full time as the ship circles the globe.

Imagine traveling everywhere in an apartment block with all the neighbours you can't stand ?..like the cruise from hell no matter how luxurious.

I absolutely loved this programme. Liz Smith is wonderful.

Everyone should have a gran like Liz Smith!

86 years old and still full of life, an inspiration to all old people to get out there and live life to the full.