I wake up to find a story that is sweeping the world..Olivia Newton-John's ex has been found in Mexico. Well a fax arrived somewhere '
pleading for investigators to stop looking for him". They already did 3 years ago.
I can think of quicker ways of avoiding imminent bankruptcy than diving off a fishing boat and swimming for 18 hours to Mexico-like perhaps taking a one hour flight from LA.
A befuddled Perth millionaress is besieged in her mansion by reporters because her yacht was moored at Barcelona around the same time little Maddie went missing (wot-no blonde kiddies available for adoption ?)
Still..as summer nears an end in the UK those private investigators should enjoy the warm weather in WA ..a favorite of visiting Brits (but oh
so dull).
Don't fret for them..they'll have to travel extensively while they are there to visit possible witnesses including a woman in Woop Woop who apparently looks like Victoria Beckham and has a young blonde daughter..she was shopped to the local cops even though she hasn't left the country for 10 years.
Ian 'Dicko' Dickson, ex-British record company executive ( "Dickhead" to some who know him) imported a few years ago to be an expert judge on Oz Idol goes on TV to give a passionate defense of his sacked co-judge Kyle Sandilands but forgets to mention the raped 12 year old girl debacle that got him sacked.
what fun!!
soon you will have to pay read this stuff on the net according to Uncle Rupert...( I hope this cheers up my News Corp reporter I partied with on Saturday nite who described the atmosphere at the HQ as "
the Temple of Doom")
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